June 27, 2009
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The dark lord Xenu will return to claim this world under his dominion. Then he will load your bodies into C-130s and crash them into volcanoes and then take your souls! And then put them in front of gigantic 3D movie screens and brainwash them with… stuff… I don’t really understand it fully, but it’s really scary!
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Noah Antwiler on Scientology
