Awwwww poo

I rented Alone in the Dark from work yesterday ‘cause I’ve heard so much shit about it, and wanted to prove to myself that I can watch shitty, shitty horror movies and laugh in it’s face. I’d also heard a lot of funny shit comes from the commentary track Uwe Boll added, and I was super excited to hear the crazy fucking German man ramble during the course of the movie.

Turns out the rental version - or the European rental version, perhaps? - doesn’t have the commentary track. Shoot. That was a let down. Still, I’m prepared to have fun with this one. Wish me luck.