I just cuddled a kitty

On my way home from work, I was this beautiful orange kitty sitting in the road. I love cats, despite my deathly allergy, and I couldn’t help but kneel down and stroke it a bit. Usually, if I don’t get the hairs in my face, I’m all good~

That was until the cat jumped into my lap, purring heavily, wriggling around and nuzzling and licking at my face. I was like “D8?!?! sFHDJAFREGADAF!!” but I couldn’t just push it off ‘cause it was beautiful and amazing and so cute and soft! ;-; <3

So now, due to my increasing retardation, I’m covered with cat hair, and I have no allergy pills. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna swell up like a balloon and start leaking blood, and then I’ll explode into many little bits. Well, fuck.

Or I could just go wash myself. The kitty was adorable either way. <3
I want a kitty ;-; <3