Before I forget.

Bonnie, I had a super weird dream about you last night. I’d driven to your house with a few friends since you invited me to some house party you were having. My friends wandered off in the drunk crowd and we were sitting on your porch when someone punted your grill out into the lawn and shattered it into a ton of pieces. You got pissed, we walked through the grass and picked up the pieces, and then went back inside where we talked shit about how ugly all the boys were there and… yeah, this dream had no point.

Funniest thing, though? HAHA, in my dream, I guess you were OCD cleanly because your house was immaculate and every single thing had several sticky notes plastered on it with snide comments that if anyone fucked with your stuff (or made a mess), you’d fuck with them.

Weird.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, first thing I thought was “super sadist Double D”. Anyone else but me watch Ed Edd ‘n’ Eddy?