June 20, 2009
It’s been a while.
I’m so hungover it’s not even funny, you guys. Had a rad time with some friends, watching Disney Channel and pounding down Kalinka and coke like morons, I have a bruise the size of a blimp on my leg and scratch marks on my waist, presumably from the tickle fight that ensued. Funtimes!
Now comes the traditional ritual of laying down and whining into the pillow for the rest of the night, feeling ridiculously sorry for myself.