July 2009
11 posts
Spider Colony
I was hanging out my window just now, and I noticed Sven has a new playmate! Or, rival or something, I don’t know anything about spiders.
Yeah, I now have two big yellow spiders right outside my window, and both were busy spinning these huge beautiful webs on either side of the window frame. I think I have a spider colony forming. This is awesome, guys.
I just hope mom won’t tear...
Won't be on the comp' for the weekend
’S the weekend of dad’s wedding, and he’s forbidden me using my computer at his house ._. So don’t expect much but a message now and then.
See ya.
The Ocarina of Rhyme →
k-hole:
AWESOME.
FDSDGFHDGKHSDJGH DUUUUUDE!
WICKED AWESOME
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
If anyone are familiar with Dungeons & Dragons, and specifically the Dragonlance universe, campaigns and novels, they’ll know what I’m talking about. I didn’t think we had the animated movie at work, but we did! So I rented it, feeling like a good animated movie and some D&D geeking out.
First impressions were disasterous, to say the least. I’d heard complaints...
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
footie-pajamas:
punktum:
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footie-pajamas:
punktum:
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
...
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
footie-pajamas:
punktum:
footie-pajamas:
punktum:
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
DR....
NOISE
Guess I’m putting a little spoiler tag on this one, so if you really wanna see NOISE if you haven’t yet, stop reading here, I guess.
So, just finished watching NOISE, this Tim Robbins movie. I thought I was getting in for a fun, loud, clever comedy about a regular guy who’s sick and tired of the noise going on all around him - a situation I’m thankfully not subject to...
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
footie-pajamas:
punktum:
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!
...
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
FINALLY SETTLED IN
THIS TOOK FUCKING FOREVER, GUYS
Me, mom and dad moved all my stuff out of my old place in such a hurry, I didn’t have time to tell anyone or leave a Tumblr post that I was, in fact, moving. And the landlord of the new place didn’t find the password for her shitty internet until just now :|
SO, YEAH, THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN FUN. EVERYONE HATES ME FOR DISAPPEARING AND MY INTERNET...
BRB, GOING STAR TREKKIN'!
I finally managed to score myself a copy of the Stark Trek Motion Picture Trilogy collection |D I’m sooo excited saghdaskjfdgfhfdj
SET PHASERS TO AWESOME! WARP SPEED!
June 2009
132 posts
There Will Be Brawl. →
Ever envisioned a dystopian Mushroom Kingdom, ravaged by a turf war and unreliable police forces held together by the bitter souls of a broken Hyrule?
Ever imagined Ganondorf, Mew-Two, King Dedede and Bowser as gang leaders, holding their blood thirsty minions under check with iron fists and sprawling power schemes?
Ever thought you’d see Samus Aran as an exotic dancer, Kid Icarus as a...
You wanna know a funny word?
The Norwegian word for ‘spider’ is edderkopp.
Jeg så en edderkopp i dag - I saw a spider today Det var to edderkopper på veggen - There were two spiders on the wall
I spend most of my time writing and speaking English, so unless I’m outside, I don’t use my own language all that much, and I didn’t get to thinking until right now that “Wow, edderkopp is a funny...
Adventures on the Porch: 02
I realized something as I sat outside enjoying a smoke just now. The sun was shining, the sky was blue, birds were chirping, there’s a police siren being heard in town, but you know something? Something so irrational pissed me off that it almost disturbed me.
Children laughing and playing. On the street or in their yards. They were laughing, running around, having a fantastic time playing...
WatchStar Trek IV: The Voyage Home in 5 Seconds.
Hilarious, and extremely accurate.
fmylife:
Today, I got back my failed math test. My teacher had stapled a Burger King job application to it. FML
Oh… Wow…
Dude, I pity you forever. I’m sorry.
“The dark lord Xenu will return to claim this world under his dominion. Then he...”
– Noah Antwiler on Scientology
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
At least this one was a fucking masterpiece. Still think Brad Pitt was better in Burn After Reading, but there’s something extremely humorous about seeing Pitt’s face photoshopped onto the body of an old man. Also the story is brilliantly told, you immediately warm up to every single character, and despite it’s two and a half hours, it really doesn’t feel that long; I kind...
Alone in the Dark
>:|||
I haven’t been this fucking pissed off at a movie before in my life.
All through the movie, I was hoping, praying for a single acknowledgement of the fucking video game, but did I get anything? The dude’s name is Edward Carnby. That’s about as close as I get. Thank you, Uwe Boll.
Dude… The video game was set in the 1920’s, it had to do with haunted...
Oh holy Christ
Four more chapters to go… You wouldn’t believe this movie is only ninetyfour minutes long. It feels like three hours…
Yes, I’m making a big deal out of this movie. I loved Alone in the Dark, it was one of my favourite PC titles ever, before I could even comprehend the idea of horror. Fuck Uwe Boll, man.
Pausing the movie to report,
that was the absolute worst sex scene I’ve ever witnessed. What is wrong with these people? The Cinemax music was nothing close to sensual, and it looked more like Tara Reid was having her way with Christian Slater rather than the other way around. Terrible cutting, terrible lighting, terrible build-up. Fantastic.
Uwe Boll will be the death of me.
Awwwww poo
I rented Alone in the Dark from work yesterday ‘cause I’ve heard so much shit about it, and wanted to prove to myself that I can watch shitty, shitty horror movies and laugh in it’s face. I’d also heard a lot of funny shit comes from the commentary track Uwe Boll added, and I was super excited to hear the crazy fucking German man ramble during the course of the movie.
...
Anyone else but me fucking love Mystery Science...
Michael Jackson apparently just died.
intrinseque:
punktum:
intrinseque:
punktum:
If this is really true, this is absoutely terrible news.
Then again, he’s been dead, what… Four times, now?
Yeah, I heard that too! I’m pretty sure it’s for real this time.
And Farrah Fawcett today, too. Holy shit.
Is this “The Day The 70s/80s Died”?
If so, I suggest everyone pay their respects with the appropriate music and movies for...
IT'S APPARENTLY OFFICIAL
Doctors from the hospital apparently just pronounced Michael Jackson dead. I could be wrong, but this is the information I’ve gathered, given I have no access to American television.
Michael Jackson might’ve been a… questionable individual to say the least, but no one can argue the impact of his work, the impression he left on music and culture during his whole life, and I can...
Michael Jackson apparently just died.
intrinseque:
punktum:
If this is really true, this is absoutely terrible news.
Then again, he’s been dead, what… Four times, now?
Yeah, I heard that too! I’m pretty sure it’s for real this time.
And Farrah Fawcett today, too. Holy shit.
Is this “The Day The 70s/80s Died”?
If so, I suggest everyone pay their respects with the appropriate music and movies for the evening.
D: Michael...
Michael Jackson apparently just died.
If this is really true, this is absoutely terrible news.
Then again, he’s been dead, what… Four times, now?
Happily Never After, and cartoon rant.
It’s been a while since I’ve actually wanted to see a recent animated movie. Not since Shrek 2 have I actually waited around to see anything animation studios produce these days, because - almost inescapably - it’s all shit. Shrek 2 wasn’t even that good to begin with. But it signalled the end for my enthusiasm.
Happily Never After was, however, a kinda fresh idea. Shrek...
I GOT MY BABY BACK!
<3<3<3<3<3
I just cuddled a kitty
On my way home from work, I was this beautiful orange kitty sitting in the road. I love cats, despite my deathly allergy, and I couldn’t help but kneel down and stroke it a bit. Usually, if I don’t get the hairs in my face, I’m all good~
That was until the cat jumped into my lap, purring heavily, wriggling around and nuzzling and licking at my face. I was like “D8?!?!...
Fffffuuuuuuu---
I overslept for work because my sleep schedule consists of; sleep for a bit until your random fucking awake friend calls every six seconds to wake you up and hang out, feeding my sleepy anger so much I smacked my computer shut in half-sleep.
So I ran here in twenty minutes, to a more than disappointed boss, a million chores inbetween customers, a nasty feeling in my stomach, and the groggy...
THIS KEYBOARD REALLY HURTS TO TYPE WITH D|
Before I forget.
k-hole:
Bonnie, I had a super weird dream about you last night. I’d driven to your house with a few friends since you invited me to some house party you were having. My friends wandered off in the drunk crowd and we were sitting on your porch when someone punted your grill out into the lawn and shattered it into a ton of pieces. You got pissed, we walked through the grass and picked up the...
My Baby Went Away, Went Away
Just dropped my computer off for service… I’m pathetic to be saddened by this.
...
So… My computer broke down literally a minute ago. It was lagging something horrible, so I checked out the temperature, and it was fucking 14 degrees F (-26 C), even though it was scorching hot. This leads me to believe it actually surpassed 210 F (100 C) and fried my fucking hard drive. Seconds after I saw the temperature, it shut down. It’s sitting in my window sill...
It's been a while.
I’m so hungover it’s not even funny, you guys. Had a rad time with some friends, watching Disney Channel and pounding down Kalinka and coke like morons, I have a bruise the size of a blimp on my leg and scratch marks on my waist, presumably from the tickle fight that ensued. Funtimes!
Now comes the traditional ritual of laying down and whining into the pillow for the rest of the...
The World's Fastest Indian
I’ve finally witnessed cinema perfection.
If you haven’t seen this movie… You need to. There’s no excuse. Please don’t take my words lightly. Buy it, rent it, download it, I don’t care, just see it right now.
Everything’s absolutely right about it. Absolutely perfect. Anthony Hopkin’s performance, the story, the script, the character interaction,...
fmylife:
Today, my best friend was caught by her mom while drawing a somewhat homoerotic picture. She was careful to subtly mention that she only did it because I have a fetish for homosexual relationships. FML.
This hits so close to home, I giggle hysterically as a defense mechanism.
...
Watching Dr. Spencer Reid recieve corporal punishment from an insane religious murderer should not get me this excited.
ANGHSDFGKLGHHGHGDFKJGFJGSDKLJGHSDKLFJDFXKJGHDKFJGHS...
SO
I
JUST
FUCKING
ACED
MY
FUCKING
SCIENCE FINAL!!!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YMSELF
I CAN’T TYPE
I’MA HAVE A SMOKE AND LAY DOWN AND SQUEAL TO MYSELF FOR A WHILE
FNSDSFKLGHDFSKJLGHKFJGHK!!!