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July 12, 2009

Spider Colony

I was hanging out my window just now, and I noticed Sven has a new playmate! Or, rival or something, I don’t know anything about spiders.

Yeah, I now have two big yellow spiders right outside my window, and both were busy spinning these huge beautiful webs on either side of the window frame. I think I have a spider colony forming. This is awesome, guys.

I just hope mom won’t tear them down… Good thing our house is white, maybe she won’t see them! If I had a better camera than my fucking cell phone, I swear I’d snap a picture for you.

July 10, 2009

Won't be on the comp' for the weekend

’S the weekend of dad’s wedding, and he’s forbidden me using my computer at his house ._. So don’t expect much but a message now and then.

See ya.

July 9, 2009

The Ocarina of Rhyme

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AWESOME.

FDSDGFHDGKHSDJGH DUUUUUDE!

WICKED AWESOME

July 6, 2009

Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight

If anyone are familiar with Dungeons & Dragons, and specifically the Dragonlance universe, campaigns and novels, they’ll know what I’m talking about. I didn’t think we had the animated movie at work, but we did! So I rented it, feeling like a good animated movie and some D&D geeking out.

First impressions were disasterous, to say the least. I’d heard complaints that the movie looked horrible, and I love cartoons, but holy shit. I thought the whole movie would be animated in 2D, the old fashioned way, but they’ve combined 2D animation of the characters, and god awful CGI for the Draconians and Dragons, and some of the surroundings. The fire - which there is a lot of in this movie, mind you - was also lifelike, as in they videotaped crackling fire and copy pasted it where it was appropriate.

The visuals were an absolute mess, but I was willing to look past that if they were able to greatly represent the novel the movie is based on. They did not.

I have to give some credit; Kiefer Sutherland delivered a great performance as my favourite character, Raistlin the mage - when Raistlin had any fucking screentime. It was a bad choice to try and press the whole novel into a 90 minute movie. The characters barely get any attention for their own merits, and the movie is seemingly only focusing on Goldmoon the Cleric, and Tanis, the Half-Elf.

Now, I love Tanis. In the novel, he was actually based on Captain James T. Kirk with his personality and struggles, and his character really shone through. He’s not fitting in this movie; his struggles with his faith in the Gods, his personal doubts, his feeling of discomfort with his heritage, they were there, but in some ways too prevelant, and in others not nearly enough. His character is smushed between the others, and he just comes off as whining instead of struggling with himself. He’s an annoyance, and that’s too bad.

The story was also a mess. It jumps sporadically from scene to scene, giving almost no real attention to any of the key points of the novel, which might be why several scenes have been dropped to make way for the others. The initial fight with the Draconians, Sturm’s near-death experience, the enslavement of the people of Solace, the Elves escaping from their home, they’re all glanced over to focus on action and whining.

The movie is in my eyes only good for one thing; a simple introduction into the world of Dragonlance. People who see it might become interested in learning more, and actually pick up the novel Dragons of Autumn Twilight - which they should, because it’s incredible! Unless it scares them away from the whole ‘verse, which wouldn’t surprise me, honestly. The story’s told so spastically, and the characters barely get to shine on their own. Caramon and Flint are just peeked on, Raistlin and Sturm get exposition though not nearly enough, Goldmoon and Riverwind’s troubled relationship gets exactly two mentions, and Tanis is just trudging along, whining about his doubts, and what about Fizban?! He’s in there, and he’s crucial to the plot, but we’re not given enough of him to really be shocked when he reveals who he really is! He’s just a dopey wizard who tags along and provides some exposition, and his friendship with Tasslehoff isn’t shown enough to be tangible, so Tas’ emotions are confusing and seemingly misplaced.

The movie is visually and in core a mess, and it doesn’t do the novel any justice at all. Even if you’re not into Dragonlance, even if you’re just looking for an animated fantasy tale, you’d be better off with the Ralph Bakshi adaptation of Lord of the Rings, because there’s no real animation to support in Dragons of Autumn Light.

July 6, 2009

Aqua - Back to the 80’s

Dude, comeback! I fucking loved these guys as a kid! While I’ve grown out of their music genre by now, this song struck a nerve in me and I can’t help but love it XD

ROCK THE 80’S, BABY

July 3, 2009

AUGH GOD MY MOUTH

footie-pajamas:

punktum:

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punktum:

So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.

IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!

FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL

Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX

BLASPHEMY! >[

DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!

IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!

IT DOES NOT!

IT TASTES LIKE A RAINBOW WRAPPED IN AWESOME!

…Though, given a choice, I’d rather drink Sprite. XD

fdsjfdghhs what’s wrong with you fucking Americans? XD It smells like potpurri, for fuck’s sake, it’s naaasty.

Then again, you have Mountain Dew, so my complaining goes nowhere >:| <3

What can I say? Americans are just plain fucked up, myself included. XD

Mountain Dew is love, though. :3 But it’s been ruined by the fancy-ass new flavors that people keep coming out with. The new one tastes like fruit-flavored assholes. DX

Like Dr. Pepper does~? 8D

I still have only tasted the original MD, I haven’t even had the Cherry version yet before they discontinued the brand in Norway :| They don’t even have it in Britain, what the fuck is that?

July 3, 2009

AUGH GOD MY MOUTH

footie-pajamas:

punktum:

footie-pajamas:

punktum:

So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.

IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!

FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL

Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX

BLASPHEMY! >[

DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!

IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!

IT DOES NOT!

IT TASTES LIKE A RAINBOW WRAPPED IN AWESOME!

…Though, given a choice, I’d rather drink Sprite. XD

fdsjfdghhs what’s wrong with you fucking Americans? XD It smells like potpurri, for fuck’s sake, it’s naaasty.

Then again, you have Mountain Dew, so my complaining goes nowhere >:| <3

July 3, 2009

NOISE

Guess I’m putting a little spoiler tag on this one, so if you really wanna see NOISE if you haven’t yet, stop reading here, I guess.

So, just finished watching NOISE, this Tim Robbins movie. I thought I was getting in for a fun, loud, clever comedy about a regular guy who’s sick and tired of the noise going on all around him - a situation I’m thankfully not subject to since my town is so small, but I thought the shtick was pretty good.

The movie was okay. Not really good, but okay. You grow attached to the character David pretty quickly, ‘cause he’s just an aformentioned regular ass guy with a charming way and a weird problem, and you grow to like the other main characters too. And some of the scenes are pretty funny, so the movie as a whole is good for a chuckle, and to annoy you by reminding you of the offending noise surrounding you a lot of the time.

What annoyed me, however, was the movie’s structure. You jump back and forth between scenes, you don’t know what’s the past, what’s the present, what’s an alternate outcome to an occuring situation, and more than the first half was an utterly jumbled editorial mess. If you’re a clever artsy-movie kinda person, you might like it, but for me? It just gets irritating.

Like, what’s the deal with the car thief in the very beginning? We don’t see him again until the half-way point, and I still don’t understand how David knows him. He’s pretty much a pointless character to introduce so elaborately, since he’s basically useless to the plot and to David’s character.

And personally, I think the sex scenes were too many, and while the two first were okay and were meant to establish relations and situations, the third one - the threesome, by the way, hah hah - where they discuss this girl’s pussy, it’s just unnecessary. Especially for a movie like this. There wasn’t even any character development in this scene, since the things they discuss - how being beautiful all over is like being an angel, and the heavenly silence by destroying the beastial noise - is never brought up again. Probably from the pot they smoked? I think it was pot. I wouldn’t discuss how ugly my pussy was unless I’d been smoking pot.

This is just me nitpicking the things I don’t like, but the movie is actually pretty okay. It has flaws, and if you’re like me, the flaws will drive you insane, but if you can look past them and just enjoy the movie, you get a pretty decent picture you’ll probably like.

July 3, 2009

AUGH GOD MY MOUTH

footie-pajamas:

punktum:

So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.

IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!

FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL

Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX

BLASPHEMY! >[

DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!

IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!

July 3, 2009

AUGH GOD MY MOUTH

So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.

IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!

FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL

Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX

July 2, 2009

FINALLY SETTLED IN

THIS TOOK FUCKING FOREVER, GUYS

Me, mom and dad moved all my stuff out of my old place in such a hurry, I didn’t have time to tell anyone or leave a Tumblr post that I was, in fact, moving. And the landlord of the new place didn’t find the password for her shitty internet until just now :|

SO, YEAH, THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN FUN. EVERYONE HATES ME FOR DISAPPEARING AND MY INTERNET IS WORSE THAN IT’S EVER BEEN. I THINK THE LANDLORD EVEN SHUTS IT OFF FOR THE NIGHT. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

At least my new apartment looks great~

June 30, 2009

BRB, GOING STAR TREKKIN'!

I finally managed to score myself a copy of the Stark Trek Motion Picture Trilogy collection |D I’m sooo excited saghdaskjfdgfhfdj

SET PHASERS TO AWESOME! WARP SPEED!

June 29, 2009
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June 28, 2009

There Will Be Brawl.

Ever envisioned a dystopian Mushroom Kingdom, ravaged by a turf war and unreliable police forces held together by the bitter souls of a broken Hyrule?

Ever imagined Ganondorf, Mew-Two, King Dedede and Bowser as gang leaders, holding their blood thirsty minions under check with iron fists and sprawling power schemes?

Ever thought you’d see Samus Aran as an exotic dancer, Kid Icarus as a prostitute and Fox McCloud as a street wise thug?

Ever thought the Super Mario Brothers would fall pray to drug trafficking, substance- and domestic abuse, and get tangled into a web of sketchy bureaucracy and a war for power they can’t control, while struggling to retain their once glorious social image?

And all of this with live actors, fan made costumes and make-up, amazing amateur acting, structured like a film noir mobster flick?

THEN YOU NEED TO CLICK THE FUCKING LINK AND GET YOUR WORLD ROCKED!

June 28, 2009

100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds.

It’s amazing; I recognize about 80% of these quotes, but I haven’t even seen half of the movies. That’s the power of the fucking internet, folks.

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